married couple

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Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Tuesday, 14-Jun-2005 15:57:45

Married Couple

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited
about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss
the
wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go
in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "How about Viagra?"

Pharmacist: "Of course."

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes
forParkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."

Post 2 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Tuesday, 14-Jun-2005 16:27:05

hahaha! good one texas

Post 3 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Thursday, 16-Jun-2005 17:34:54

lol.